Dirtbag checking if you were followed
YOU WEREN'T FOLLOWED, RIGHT?

oh damn, you actually made it here?

nobody makes it here.

that’s kinda suspicious tbh.

to transmit safely, provide:

  • your alias (or real name, we won't snitch)
  • a return frequency (email)
  • message contents
  • case file # (order number, if you’ve got one)

failure to comply will result in… idk, a stern email probably.

1–3 business days — depending on signal loss, surveillance drones, and how much caffeine we have.

this channel is monitored.
not like, government monitored… probably.